Forum | Classifieds | Lost & Found | CGKA | Industry | Sensors | Forecast | Spots | Seattle | Decals | RSS | Facebook Events | Photos | Search | Register | Profile | Log in to check your messages | Log in  ufo          Northwest Kiteboarding -> Gorge / Portland / Oregon Coast previous topic :: next topic   Author Message beech Since 21 Aug 2010 485 Posts Longview, WA Obsessed Fri Dec 13, 24 8:28 pm    ufo Obviously Slingshot had an agreement with aliens, or DARPA to help market certain kites. With sales lagging, they signaled to the greys that its time to ramp up activity over Oregon and elsewhere. Now everyone who gazes upward to view the dancing lights will find their thoughts drifting toward the strutless wonder aa they reach for their credit card. Genius _________________ Haole knotwindy Since 25 Sep 2011 608 Posts Addicted Sat Dec 14, 24 6:03 am     Maybe they can recruit a consultant to add a bit of antigravity tech to help with the absolute drifting ability possible? Sharing is caring. And if they could sprinkle a bit in the boards we could lose the foils? _________________ curiously observing blurry patterns while slightly distracted Nak Since 19 May 2005 4246 Posts Camas Site Lackey CGKA Member Sat Dec 14, 24 9:20 am     Hmmm. Big east winds, Tak is riding, UFO seen at high altitude. Tak has hip surgery, high altitude UFO sightings cease. Coincidence???? beech Since 21 Aug 2010 485 Posts Longview, WA Obsessed Sun Dec 15, 24 11:57 am     Its more reasonable to believe Slingshot is cooperating with aliens than to take seriously anything any federal clown has uttered on the subject. _________________ Haole        Northwest Kiteboarding -> Gorge / Portland / Oregon Coast All times are GMT - 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Northwest Kiteboarding Discussion Forum----------------Gorge / Portland / Oregon CoastFor SaleLost & FoundIndustry SoapboxCGKA  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You can attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum